[Skipton]

The Never Ending War​

Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.
Mother: That I’d like to see.
Father: Take a look.
Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there,
actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that?
Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!

 

[phantomrose102]

Excellent!

 

[Forklift]

Good one mate. You reminded me of another similar juke. Heh, heh, heh.