[Luckyus]

The Most Expensive Doll​

One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?" The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."

The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson sighs and answers: "Sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's There? Abba Abba who? Abba banana.

 

[Barbara V]

Wasn't this one posted last week

 

[Littleboy8]

Wasn't this one posted last week

Yep that’s why there’s so many replies

 

[Macarj]

I must have missed that day