[Mando]

The Monk​

A young monk entered a new monastery and was given a tour and instructions by the abbot. He was shown his room and told he could only say two words after ten years. Ten years later he stood before the abbot to say his two words. They were "bed hard".
Ten years later he again stood before the abbot and his words were "food cold".
A further ten years passed and he again uttered his words to the abbot. They were "I'm leaving"
The abbot then said, "Good, you've done nothing but complain for thirty years!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

The Monk​

A young monk entered a new monastery and was given a tour and instructions by the abbot. He was shown his room and told he could only say two words after ten years. Ten years later he stood before the abbot to say his two words. They were "bed hard".
Ten years later he again stood before the abbot and his words were "food cold".
A further ten years passed and he again uttered his words to the abbot. They were "I'm leaving"
The abbot then said, "Good, you've done nothing but complain for thirty years!"

Okay, I love this

 

[Hrynpa]

The Monk​

A young monk entered a new monastery and was given a tour and instructions by the abbot. He was shown his room and told he could only say two words after ten years. Ten years later he stood before the abbot to say his two words. They were "bed hard".
Ten years later he again stood before the abbot and his words were "food cold".
A further ten years passed and he again uttered his words to the abbot. They were "I'm leaving"
The abbot then said, "Good, you've done nothing but complain for thirty years!"

funny six words classed as complaining