[Luckyus]

The Miracle​

According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine

A country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc



And he managed to find 12 friends called

John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon

..... who all drank wine



That's what I call a miracle

 

[Wandiwa]

Jesus throws a party and invites 12 of his best friends ....
Paul leans over to Peter and says "Whoever organised this party needs crucifying"

 

[Dragon44]

I used to work and live in Saudi Arabia, and Mecca is not on the list if my name is Ian, if it was Mohammed or one of the listed above, OK, However because I am Christian I could not visit Meccha, and I would have been arrested especially if I bought a bottle of wine with me.
DHL was called SNAS which was our the name of our Sponsor, Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz who was Deputy Prime Minister Head of the National Guard.