SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
The Lottery
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,
and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said.
'Just get out.'
