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The Lord's Prayer
The head sales representative from Arnott's biscuits was asked to talk to the Pope about changing the lords prayer, so he makes an appointment with the pope.
He tells the pope that Arnott's biscuits will give 500 million dollars to the catholic church to change the lords prayer from - give us our daily bread TO - Give us our daily biscuit.
The pope responds and says - I can't just do that its the lords prayer.
The sales Rep says we thought that might have been your response so here it is - Arnott's biscuits will give the catholic church one Billion dollars to change the lords prayer from - give us our daily bread TO - Give us our daily biscuit.
The Pope once again says - I can't just do that, I need to have a meeting with the Cardinals and talk to them before I can make any rash decisions. I will need to organize this now.
The Pope calls a meeting with all the Cardinals ant tells them that he has some good news and some bad news. The Cardinals all woo and whisper And then the head Cardinal says - you had better tell us the good news first.
The pope says - the good news is that the Catholic church is about to come into a donation of one Billion dollars. All the Cardinals rejoice with glee.
The Pope says - the bad news is that we are about to loose the Tip Top account.
