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The Lonely Child

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds.

On her first day, she comes to watch the kids playing soccer. She watches as they all get together and starts playing.

However, she quickly notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

"You ok?" she says kindly. "Yes." he says. "You can go and play with the other kids you know." she says encouragingly.

"It’s best I stay here." he says.

"Why’s that sweetie?" asks the compassionate teacher.

The boy gives her a weird look and says, “Because I’m the Goalie.”
 

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