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The Loan (Non PC)
Two ladies of the night were chatting on the street corner were asking each other how business was going.
One said, “things are going well but I had a right funny bloke the other night .
He asked me how much it was for full sex , so I told him 50 quid. He claimed he only had 20 on him. “
The other said, “what did you do then?”
She replied, “well, it was pouring down so I offered him a hand job back at mine. When we got there and I kid you not- he was hung like a babies arm!”
“ Good grief, what did you do with that then?” the other one said.
“Well” she said, “I had to lend him 30 quid”
