The Little Old Man
A little old man walking down the street sees a truck navigating its way back and forth trying to get into 3 car parking spaces.
The little man walks over to the truck and calls through the window
"What are you thinking, you will never get that big truck into those three parking spaces"
The truck driver calls back out to him "I have been driving trucks for 35 years, if anyone can get this truck into those three parking spaces it's me"
The little old man yells back "There is no way that truck will fit in those parking spaces"
The truck driver again says "I have been driving trucks for 35 years, if anyone can get this truck into those three parking spaces it's me..... and I will"
The little old man then says "I tell you what, if you can get that truck into those three parking spaces...... I will suck your d**k"
20 minutes later you see this little old man walking down the street muttering
"(spit) "F**k he can drive, (spit) F**k he can drive"
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