[Luckyus]

The Letter​

A husband wrote the following letter to his wife and left it on the dining room table.

To My Dear Wife
Yiu will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value as a good Wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

My Dear Husband
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty regarding me being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary is 18 years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!!!
Therefore,

I WILL NOT BE HOME UNTIL SOMETIME LATE TOMORROW!