[Veggiepatch]

The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles​

This may have been posted before but here goes anyway!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the car park, I realised he was right. The car park was empty, so I immediately called the police. I gave them my location and confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now, it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the GOLDEN YEARS

 

[Robbo3006]

The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles​

This may have been posted before but here goes anyway!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the car park, I realised he was right. The car park was empty, so I immediately called the police. I gave them my location and confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now, it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the GOLDEN YEARS

Best sdc joke to date. A big hats off.

 

[PattiB]

Love that one Veggie! Good to have a laugh, keep it up.

 

[lonelyasacloud]

Ha ha very funny

 

[Olliesmum]

The wife actually remembered her rego number. How else could she report the theft of her car? So she’s not that bad yet.

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles​

This may have been posted before but here goes anyway!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the car park, I realised he was right. The car park was empty, so I immediately called the police. I gave them my location and confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now, it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the GOLDEN YEARS

Now I wonder where the key to their house is...

 

[Knell]

HaHa. Now, isn't that just the truth!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Now I wonder where the key to their house is...

Locked in the letterbox....

 

[magpie1]

Locked in the letterbox....

and I'm just guessing that the key to the letterbox is hanging on a hook somewhere inside the house....

 

[Veggiepatch]

and I'm just guessing that the key to the letterbox is hanging on a hook somewhere inside the house....

I was actually thinking on the same keyring as the damn housekeys!! Good luck with a brick letterbox! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!