[Skipton]

The Irish Flagpole​

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole,
But we don't have a ladder..'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts
And laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and
Announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!
We Need the height, and she gives us the bloody length!!

 

[Ivory]

Unlikely combination but we’re Mick and Paddy Irish blondes by any chance?

 

[Nevertiki]

Thanks Skipton. Nice one! Great to have the blonde as clever. Just for once