''The House Of The Rising Sun.''
After a few too many visits to the "House of The Rising Sun”
a young man notices green lumps on his willy.
So, off he goes to the doctor.
"You know how wrestlers and rugby union players get cauliflower ears?"
…. says the doctor.
"Yes" says the man, nodding seriously.
"Well" says the doctor, "You've got Brothel Sprouts."