SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
The Hitman
I found out my girlfriend had been unfaithful and hired a hitman.
I gave him the address and said, "It's really simple. There are only 2 girls in the house, a black one and a white one. My girlfriend's the white one."
A little while later he called me and said. "I'm at 32 King Street. The black girl's dead and I'm holding the white one hostage."
Bollock's I said. "You've got the wrong housemate."
"Hold on," he said. There was a gunshot and he said, "The white one's dead too."
"No, mate," I said. "I mean she lives at number 34."
