The Hippy
So this trucker was doing his run from Perth to Sydney when he come across this Hippy on the side of the road with his thumb out, transistor radio pressed firmly to his ear while swaying and muttering "cool man, cool"
The trucker stops the truck next to him and opens the door and asks " where you headed?"
The Hippy says "Sydney man, Sydney"
The trucker happy for a bit of company say "hop in, I can take you the whole way"
The Hippy jumps in and off they go.
They come to an intersection and the driver asks the Hippy if there's anything coming from his side.
The Hippy says "big dog man"
The driver proceeds.
A few days later the driver wakes and realizes he is in hospital,and the last thing he remembers is being at that intersection.
He looks around and notices the Hippy in the bed next to him, transistor radio still pressed firmly to his ear muttering "cool man, cool"
The driver turns to the Hippy and says "What happened? you said there was nothing but a big dog coming.
The Hippy replies "Yea man big dog, Greyhound Bus"