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THE HAND TRANSPLANT
Harry the golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
I have some good news and some bad news”, the surgeon tells him.
“The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm”!
Oh God no”!, Harry cries, “My golfing is over! Please Doc., what’s the good news”?
Well, the good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it’s a woman’s arm
and I’ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant”.
“Go for it doc.”, Harry pleads, “as long as I can play golf again”.
The operation went well and a year later, Harry was out on the golf course,
when he bumped into the surgeon.
“Hi, how’s the new arm”? The surgeon asks. “Just great”, Harry replies,
“I’m playing the best golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved”.
“That’s great”, said the surgeon. “Not only that”, Harry went on,
“My handwriting has improved. I’ve learned how to sew my own clothes,
and I’ve even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours”.
“That’s unbelievable!”, the surgeon said. “I’m glad to hear the transplant was
such a great success. Are you having any side effects”?
“Well, just two really”!!! Harry told him. “I have trouble reversing, parallel parking,
and every time I have an erection, I get a headache!”.
Harry the golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
I have some good news and some bad news”, the surgeon tells him.
“The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm”!
Oh God no”!, Harry cries, “My golfing is over! Please Doc., what’s the good news”?
Well, the good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it’s a woman’s arm
and I’ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant”.
“Go for it doc.”, Harry pleads, “as long as I can play golf again”.
The operation went well and a year later, Harry was out on the golf course,
when he bumped into the surgeon.
“Hi, how’s the new arm”? The surgeon asks. “Just great”, Harry replies,
“I’m playing the best golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved”.
“That’s great”, said the surgeon. “Not only that”, Harry went on,
“My handwriting has improved. I’ve learned how to sew my own clothes,
and I’ve even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours”.
“That’s unbelievable!”, the surgeon said. “I’m glad to hear the transplant was
such a great success. Are you having any side effects”?
“Well, just two really”!!! Harry told him. “I have trouble reversing, parallel parking,
and every time I have an erection, I get a headache!”.
