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The Guide
And Englishman went to America and wanted to see the real America, the real wild west.
So he hired an Indian guide to take him into the wilds walking for miles.
They soon came across a bonfire still smouldering. "People gone one hour", said the guide.
"How do you know", asked the Englishman.
Indian guide: "Embers still hot".
A little further along they came across a railway line. The guide put his ear to the rail and said: "Train come in two minutes". Sure enough, 2 minutes later, the train went past.
Even further along the Indian guide put his ear to the ground saying: "Ahh Buffalo come".
"How do you know?", asked the Englishman.
Indian guide: "Ear stuck to ground".
