[Skipton]

The Gross Grocer!​

A young couple meet on tinder and are out on their first date.
The young lady asks the man what he does for a living?
The man replies "I am butcher." The lady replies
"well, I am a vegan and I think that is gross."
The man responds, "well if I sold vegetables, I would be grocer."

 

[Jarred Santos]

And if she were an aggressive vegan, she'd be a bogan

 

[Stinker]

A very good play on words.
Stinker.