[Skipton]

The Great Outdoors!​

During John's physical, the doctor asked him about his daily activity level.
John replied, "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand,
and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!"
"No," John replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R;s Morning Pun. What did the baby corn say to the mother corn? Where's pop corn?

 

[NotNats]

or a great gammer

 

[Luckyus]

Arnold Palmer told me that joke.

 

[Brumbies]

Good morning, and boy that was a funny story, ( poor guy ) that did not go to well for him