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The Good Samaratan
Whilst strolling around the waterfront yesterday morning,
I noticed a terrorist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help, he'd surely drown. Being a responsible citizen and abiding
by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress,
I informed the Police, the Ambulance Service, the Fire Brigade and the Immigration Office.
By 4 p.m. he had drowned because none of the authorities had responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
