[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? Because it is pasteurized before you see it.

 

[Dr Hans]

if someone is supposedly doing a prostate examination and has both hands on your shoulders then he is not doing a prostate exam. I would be seriously worried because he could not be using his fingers. I'd say that you are being shafted

 

[HelenB55]

It's "It's"!

Ooooh….. we have the Spelling Police out today ….. j/k

 

[thomas]

I remember when we would phone someone and tell them it's the electricity company calling, could you please check if your fridge is running.
You waited on the phone for a minute until the owner returned to the phone.
"Yes, it's still running."
And then answer, '"Will, you better run after it!"

This is also how we learned to swear!

when we were kids we used to go to the telephone box and pick up the receiver and dial "O", the operator would ask "number please", we would say "is that the operator on the line?" (operator) "yes it is" (us kids) "well get off, there's a train coming"..
harmless fun in those days.

 

[Luckyus]

Its prostate

When they have both hands on your soldiers who the phuck cares?

 

[Luckyus]

What does a Cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?


Wipes his arse

 

[Reet]

Two elderly women are eating breakfast one morning when one of them notices something funny about her friend's ear.
"Mildred, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
"Do I really? A suppository?" Mildred pulls it out and stares at it.
"Ethel I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I know where my hearing aid is."

 

[Viellarde]

Ooooh….. we have the Spelling Police out today ….. j/k

They came out on Saturday.

 

[Choff5]

What's the worst feeling when having a Prostrate examination?
Feeling both hands on your shoulders?

Prostate

 

[Luckyus]

Asking for a friend. Does one have to be prostrate for a prostate exam, especially when feeling both hands on his shoulders?

Either way, you're going to finish up with a sore arse and dents in your shite?

 

[Azki]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? Because it is pasteurized before you see it.

Haha.

 

[novezar]

Woops

Shouldn't that be , "WHOOPS" ?
Just having a 'Crack'.