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The Golfer and the Coroner
Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy ,
was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later,
Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner : "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you
hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Verne : "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner : "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her rear end."
Verne : "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner : "Yes, it was."
Verne : "That was my mulligan."
