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The Godfather?
Luigi and Maria had been together for lifetime , him a hardworking member of the Mafia fraternity and her a faithful hard working wife and mother of his children
Luigi had worked so hard without hitting the big time until very recently he pulled off a huge heist that earned high praise from the Godfather and a rich reward so he went home to Maria and said
" My dear, we have struck it rich at last, let me smother you with what ever you have ever wanted"
Maria replied- " Luigi , those days of want are gone, I only seek the most simple of pleasures these days but I do long for two things.
Luigi begged her , " Maria tell me, ask me, anything you want".
Maria smiled and said " OK Luigi , two things please, stop that terrible habit of constantly picking your nose and next time we make love I want to try being on top"
Luigi's face blanched as he replied , No No Maria , not those two because the Godfather has long ago warned me to keep my nose clean at all times and never **** up"
