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The German Tourist​

A German tourist walks into a bar in Sydney
and says to the barman, "Martini, bitte"
The barman says, "Dry?" ..
the German replies, "Nein, Eins."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A German tourist walks into a bar in Sydney
and says to the barman, "Martini, bitte"
The barman says, "Dry?" ..
the German replies, "Nein, Eins."

I'm so glad that I took German classes before or I wouldn't have understood this. This is WAY too funny!

 

[Defiant540]

I'm so glad that I took German classes before or I wouldn't have understood this. This is WAY too funny!

translate please

 

[Sethia Soliman]

translate please

Hello, @Defiant540 ! Here are the German terms used in the joke:

• bitte - please
• drei (which the German thought the bartender said - but he actually asked 'dry') - three
• nein - no
• eins - one

Source: GermanPod101
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Hoping this helps!

 

[Defiant540]

Hello, @Defiant540 ! Here are the German terms used in the joke:

• bitte - please
• drei (which the German thought the bartender said - but he actually asked 'dry') - three
• nein - no
• eins - one

View attachment 4727
Source: GermanPod101
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Hoping this helps!

thank you

 

[Vet543]

This one is similiar to Bob Newhart's "Who Killed Julius Ceasar?" Maximus (Private Eye) walked into the bar in Rome and ordered a Martinus .. The Bartender replied Maximus you mean Martini and Maximus instantly replied "IF I WANT TWO I WILL ASK FOR TWO.