[Skipton]

The Gender Reveal!​

 

[Ivory]

Please don’t name the new baby vinegar!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What lies down a hundred feet in the air? A centipede.

 

[Reet]

Please don’t name the new baby vinegar!

How about salt?

 

[Reet]

Judge:

 

[Reet]

Judge: Did you stab the victim to death?
Defendant: No I didn't,
Judge: Do you realise what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, and they're a damn lot better than the penalty for murder.

 

[MIZMAC]

My husband wanted to name our coming child "COFFEY"
I won that argument.

 

[Ivory]

My husband wanted to name our coming child "COFFEY"
I won that argument.

It does sound a bit needy if you state “I’m desperate for coffee!”

 

[UruauP]

Good choice of names.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I hope hubby wasn't cooking a "Sunday Roast" for Nicole Kidman....

That "bun" is well and truly out of the oven!