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The Gate Crasher and the Doorman
A cheeky young fellow decides to talk his way into a gentleman's club. He decides to just brave it out and walk in.
The Doorkeeper tells him he cannot enter, he is not a member, he (doorkeeper) knows all the regular members.
"Ah", says the young man, "I am a country member"
If you can't write the rest yourself, I am underestimating the frequenters of this site.
