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The Funeral
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart,
covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry. I was thinking of my own
funeral. I’m a gynecologist.”
The Proctologist fainted.
