The F*** Word
The F*** word has become a common word,
but sometimes the use of this word can be fatal......
A foursome of men waited to tee off,
while a ladies' foursome was hitting off in front of them,
taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball,
she hacked it 4m. Then she went over and missed it completely.
Then she hacked it another 4m, and finally hacked it another 3m.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically,
"I guess all those f***ing lessons I took over the winter,
didn't help my game."
One of the men responded, "Well, there you have it!
You should have taken golf lessons instead."
He never even had a chance to duck.
He was only 43!!!