[Luckyus]

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.

If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area,” said Peter.

“Hell, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off,

“We could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t bloody insisted on exercising three times a week and eating that stupid crap oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat food!”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Well Hell must be a pretty healthy place then!

 

[Luckyus]

Well Hell must be a pretty healthy place then!

That's where they keep telling me to go.