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The Easter Tale, Simplified Version
And it was at this time, during the darkest day of Christianity,
that as He was nailed to the Cross, and raised up for all to gaze
upon his twisted and tortured body, he wearily looked down at his
12 Apostles, and speaking softly with his dying breath, said unto them.
Don't touch my f*cken Easter Eggs. I'll be back on Monday.