[Cheb]

The dress​

My Husband was always trying to get me to lose weight.
One year he got me a dress that was two sizes too small,
and the note read, "Looking forward to seeing you in this."
So the following year, for his Birthday, I bought him a coffin,
and put the same note in it!!!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

My Husband was always trying to get me to lose weight.
One year he got me a dress that was two sizes too small,
and the note read, "Looking forward to seeing you in this."
So the following year, for his Birthday, I bought him a coffin,
and put the same note in it!!!

NOOOOOO! This is too funny!