[Luckyus]

the Doorbell​

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.

Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.

She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"

He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."

Then she says, "And the sex life?"

He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.

Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.

She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"

He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."

Then she says, "And the sex life?"

He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

OMG! I wasn't expecting this joke to end like that at all

 

[thomas]

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.

Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.

She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"

He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."

Then she says, "And the sex life?"

He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

reminds me of the "no arms" "one legged" man on the road, a car stops and the driver asks if he wanted a lift. the one-legged man said "yes" so the driver said "well, you look 'armless, hop in"

 

[Debonair26]

That's a great one !
Welcome April, hope you enjoy your role. What breed is your dog Evie? We have a gorgeous Cavoodle named Phoebe

 

[thomas]