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The DNA Test​

Mary, a young mother, began to think something strange
was going on with her child so she decided to have a DNA test.
The DNA results indicated that the child was actually
not related to her or her husband at all.
She said to her husband, Roger, “Darling,
there’s something really important that we need to talk about.
I did a DNA test and Roger Jr. isn't our biological child."
Roger said, “Of course he isn’t, don’t you remember?
We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped
an enormous pile so you told me, ‘Go and change the baby, I’ll wait here.’”


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