[Luckyus]

The Divorce (I Can See A Fatwah Coming)​

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him,
so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings;
he sat beside her and said,“I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied,“Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a paedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds,
“that’s a mighty big word for a 6 year old.”