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THE DIET
THE DIET
Bruce is a bit overweight (well a lot, really) and decides to visit a dietician.
"For the first two weeks," says the dietician,
"I want you to eat normally, then skip one day and start all over again.
If you do this, I guarantee you will lose at least 6 pounds in the first two weeks."
Two weeks pass - Bruce returns to the dietician and gets onto the scales.
The dietician is stunned. "Bruce, you’ve lost 20 pounds.
This is unbelievable. Did you follow my instructions?"
"Yes I did," replies Bruce, "I followed your instructions explicitly,
even though I thought I was going to die on day 6."
"So you mean 'die', as in ‘die of hunger?" asks the dietician.
"No," replies Bruce, "I mean die, as in ‘all the skipping’!!!"
