[Cheb]

The Demo​

A man's brings his best buddy home for dinner......unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: " my hair and make-up are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home ?"
Husband: " Because he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo !"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

These types of jokes always get me!

 

[margie]

 

[Possum Lover]

Try before you buy.
It is a wonder that married man ever wanted to come home.