[Skipton]

The Dementia Test.​

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine
whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
Bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you Want a bed near the window?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine
whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
Bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you Want a bed near the window?"

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