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The Dead Rabbit
A bloke finds his dog with the neighbour's pet rabbit in its mouth
The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house.
He gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbour's house,
hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbour asks the bloke, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbour replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him,
someone had dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back into the cage.
And now, weirdest of all: even though he's dead, his little left paw keeps moving back and forth, back and forth, back and forth."
The bloke runs back to his house, digs through the shampoo he used when he washed the rabbit,
and his worst fears are confirmed.
Right there on the label:
Permanent Wave For Damaged Hare.
