[Skipton]

The Day Off!​

A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday and go play golf.
He told his assistant he wasn’t feeling well - then sneaked off to
a course in another town where nobody would recognize him.
He teed off on the first hole and a huge gust of wind carried his
ball an extra 100 yards, dropping it right in the cup -
a 450-yard hole-in-one. An angel asked God,
“Why’d you do that?”
God smiled and said, “Who’s he going to tell?”