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THE DAY OFF​

THE DAY OFF

Two factory workers are talking.
Marty says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Frank asks, “And how would you do that?”
Marty says, “Just wait and see.”
He then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and asks, “What are you doing Marty?”
Marty replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
Frank starts to follow Marty and the boss says, “Where are you going Frank?”
Frank says, “I’m going home, too. How am I supposed to work in the dark?”