[Luckyus]

The Crocodile​

A bloke walks in a pub with a small crocodile under his arm.

He says to the landlord can I put on a show with the crocodile for a couple of free beers.
The landlord agrees so the man puts the crocodile on the bar then whacks it on the head with a big glass ashtray.
The crocodile slowly opens its jaws till they are wide open.
The man then takes out his penis and puts it in the jaws of the crocodile and whacks it on the head again. The crocodile slowly lowers its jaws and stops a fraction of an inch above the mans penis.
Big round of applause all round the pub.
The man then shouts out- anybody else want to try it!!
A little old lady at the back of the pub who hadn’t paid full attention calls out:

I’ll have a go but can you not hit me so hard with the ashtray.