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The Confessional (Profane?)

After a few pints in O'Reilly's bar, Paddy wandered into the local church and ended up in the confessional.
On the other side of the screen, the priest tapped to encourage Paddy to confess his sins. Nothing.
After a minute or so the priest tapped again. Still no response.
Finally, running out of patience, the priest banged on the screen.

"No Fookin' use you banging," Paddy shouted.

"There's no paper in this one either!"
 

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