[Skipton]

The Commandments for Seniors……​

You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

"On time" is, when you get there.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you

"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow.

Today is the right day to love, believe, do and mostly live." - Dalai Lama

STRESS is a function of arguing with reality. Essentially, it's from not wanting things to be the way they are.

“If you knew how little people thought of you, you wouldn’t worry how little people think of you."