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The Chinese Kamikaze!
I went out to a Chinese restaurant last night
and I got chatting with a waiter.
He told me he lived in Japan during the war
and he was a ''Kamikaze Pilot and that
his code name was ''Chow Mein.''
I said, ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't
Kamikaze Pilots sacrifice their own lives?''
He replied ''Yes, but I was ''Chicken Chow Mein!''
