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THE CHICKEN FARMER​

A farmer went to his local bar and ordered a pint.
"This is a special day for me," said the farmer, "I am celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,"
said the woman next to him.
"What a coincidence," said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses, he added, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today
my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man,
"I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying eggs again."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said,
"What a coincidence!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A farmer went to his local bar and ordered a pint.
"This is a special day for me," said the farmer, "I am celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,"
said the woman next to him.
"What a coincidence," said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses, he added, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today
my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man,
"I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying eggs again."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said,
"What a coincidence!"

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR! But is no one going to call that woman out for drinking alcohol when she's pregnant?