[Luckyus]

The Check Up​

During my check-up I asked the Doctor,

"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?

He replied, "I doubt it somehow.

Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."


He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

The Check Up​

During my check-up I asked the Doctor,

"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?

He replied, "I doubt it somehow.

Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."


He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

Well... I wasn't expecting that twist at all.