[Luckyus]

The Carpet and Others​

I saw a guy on his knees on a small carpet banging his head on the ground....

Must be frustrating when they don't start eh!

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Have you heard about the Irish Sea Scout?

His tent sank

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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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A nurse in the local hospital on night shift swallowed a razor blade.
In the space of a few hours, she managed to give herself a tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy, a hysterectomy and circumcised three young doctors!!

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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.
I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the aisle backwards,

gets in the car and f---s off.