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The Captain and his Co-Pilot
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence
between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once reaching cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
Auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
"I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "......why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah !"
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you all look alike !"
There are a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic!"
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain.
"It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg....no matter...all same!"
