[Cheb]

The Burglar​

A man is in a bar talking to his friend.
"Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" asks his friend.
"Yes," says the man.
" A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out and a pair of broken ribs.
My wife thought it was me coming home drunk ! "

 

[Tervueren]

I cant wait to tell my husband this one!!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man is in a bar talking to his friend.
"Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" asks his friend.
"Yes," says the man.
" A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out and a pair of broken ribs.
My wife thought it was me coming home drunk ! "

This is SO funny HAHA!