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The bungee-jumping duo (Non-PC Profanity)

Two guys are bungee jumping one day.

The first guy says to the second, "You know David, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

David thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.

Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps... He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up,
David notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, David isn’t able to catch him, he falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, David misses him.

The first guy falls again and bounces back up.

This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, David finally catches him this time and says, "Arquette! What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine.
But David, tell me... what the fuck is a piñata?"
 
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